The requested document is totally fake.
Even tried multi.
depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a
simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
that leave me?!
mean, I don't even know you.
why should I know
what you wanted from me?
u honestly think I can *guess*
someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do
you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's
gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it
is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get
I'm so sorry.
Maybe I could interest
you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty
neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of
Everything here is just mind-numbingly
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.